As I've only been a mom for all of two months, this will be my first Mother's Day. I've already specifically stated to Taurus Man not to do anything, but before the day actually starts, I want to get my ideal expectations out there:
- I want to take a freaking shower!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Taurus Man will not have spent money willy-nilly on material things.
- Taurus Man and Superboy will both not be sick and feel well enough to give me the day off.
- The garbage will all be taken out.
- I will not be forced to talk to Cancer Woman and listen to her cry and hold me responsible for everything that happens to her precious Taurus Man, who is (with evidence pointing otherwise) her everything.
- I will not be forced to listen to anyone talk about me having "their" baby "for them". It shall be recognized that I experienced a pregnancy and gave birth to Superboy, who is my child.
- I will not be forced to apologize for or explain the rumors Cancer Grump is currently spreading about me. As a matter of fact, there will be zero in-laws, gossipers, family people, and the like.
- SCREENING! The only person I look forward to hearing from is my dad. Every other person in the universe is a source of stress right now. There is such a thing as "Can I take a message?" or better yet, "The voices in her head won't let her answer the phone/come to the door. Can I take a message?"
- The Bon Jovi discography I thought I downloaded last year but didn't will magically appear on my laptop.
- Jace Lightwood will come to tell me I am actually a Shadowhunter of high importance and I need to return to my secret house in Idris to save my people.
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