After countless hours of research and careful analysis, I have prepared your daily horoscope from your astrological chart. The planets tell me that you and your significant other are expecting something life changing next year. A baby?
The planets foretell deep unrest if you displease your partner. Spending quality time together painting her toenails and professing your never-ending love to her through song (both amazing ideas, by the way) are sure ways to keep your partner pleased.
However, the stars predict that lying still and allowing your loving, sacrificing wife to show her love for you by hugging your leg until she falls asleep is the best move of all. You will gain the blessings and support of Venus, Saturn, Jupiter, and Uranus tenfold.
A simple matter of allowing your partner to demonstrate her appreciation of your sacrifices while she sleeps will bring you tremendous luck in your daily activities. Failure to do so will be devastating. For example, if you refuse to hand over your leg, Chelsea might win the match today after Arsenal plays like they are all on drugs. It's all in your hands.
Today will also be bright and sunny with a small chance of isolated showers in various parts of the country. Keep yourself hydrated with lots of water and snack on veggies as often as you can. Your kind, romantic, fun-loving Taurus traits will help you make the right decisions. If not, Chelsea will win. Peace!
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