Ode to My Piece of Cupcake

I took scrumptious, heavenly bites going around the cupcake. Why would I eat the cupcake this way you ask? Because the very best part of the cupcake was the center, where the icing peak was higher than the actual cupcake itself. It was perfect. I leaned in to have that last, perfect bite of my perfect cupcake. But life had other plans for this piece of cupcake. Plans that involved falling over, trailing down my leg, and meeting a horrible death on the floor. It didn't just fall, fall. It went down head first, with that beautiful peak of icing being smushed into the tile as the cupcake crumbled around it. My beautiful piece of cupcake. We didn't spend much time together, but I cherished every last delectable taste. You will forever be missed and honored as a great loss to my life. Without you, my day cannot continue with happiness. I mourn for that last piece I could have almost had. I should have appreciated you more and cradled you in my arms. Maybe even put you in a plate. I was selfish. I am so sorry piece of cupcake. So. Sorry. I have begun a search for more of your kind, and I promise you I will honor them as I should have honored you. There will be napkins involved this time, and I will give them my undivided attention. This is my promise to you. I will cherish them even more and be sure that not a single crumb goes to waste. May we meet again in another life, piece of cupcake. You will forever remain in my heart. I will get through this and move on, as I'm sure you would have wanted it that way, but it will be difficult. I will do it for you, piece of cupcake, because of your sacrifices for me. *cries*